Happy Holidays

[Jenara]

Have a great one, and you get lots of lovely presents.

[JadedDM]

Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good night!

[Breila]

Merry Christmas to all of you...

as in Germany, the gift-giving is already in late afternoon or evening of the 24th, we're "done" with it... most "fantastic" gift for the family was the complete set of the "Lord of the Rings" films with bonus material... hours to enjoy!


And Jaded, that cartoon is just great. Children and kender are like that...

[JadedDM]

most "fantastic" gift for the family was the complete set of the "Lord of the Rings" films with bonus material... hours to enjoy!

Did you hear about the prequel they're now working on, The Hobbit?

[Jenara]

Prequels! To be two films.!

[Breila]

Yes, I heard about it. Might well be that it'll be the first film we go to see as a family together. Hubby and I have never really been moviegoers, and the kids always go with their friends when they want to see something, but we might just do it then - if we find a moment when we all have time.

[Jenara]

Should be back to posting on Sunday.

Hope you all have a happy new year!

[TristenC]

Happy Halloween everyone!

I thought this might be a good way to celebrate the holidays with funny rpg stuff... I have something for Christmas too...


Posted this for my Ravenloft group... thought I'd share

"Wolfweres Of Ravenloft" [To the tune of Werewolves of London, by Warren Zevon. If you aren't familiar, check out the original on YouTube]

I saw a wolfwere with a tavern menu in his hand
Walking the streets of Harmonia in the rain
He was looking for the place called the Broken Jug
Going to get a big leg of mutton again
Arooooo! Wolfweres Of Ravenloft. Arooooo!
Arooooo! Wolfweres Of Ravenloft. Arooooo!

If you hear him howling around your kitchen door
Better not let him in
Sorbo Sirrom got mutilated late last night
Wolfweres Of Ravenloft again.
Arooooo! Wolfweres Of Ravenloft. Arooooo!
Arooooo! Wolfweres Of Ravenloft. Arooooo!

He's the hairy handed dog who ran amuck in Skald
Lately he's been overheard in the street there
Better Stay away real fah’
He'll rip your lungs out, Elsa
Huh, I'd like to meet his jailor!
Arooooo! Wolfweres Of Ravenloft. Arooooo!
Arooooo! Wolfweres Of Ravenloft. Arooooo!

Well, I saw Cal Lightfoot walking with Mira Rhe-
Doing the 'Wolfweres Of Ravenloft'
I saw Pyros Litehand walking with Yas Amin
Doing the 'Wolfweres Of Ravenloft'
I saw a wolfwere drinking a meekulbrau at the Crystal Club
His hair was perfect
Aroooooo! Wolfweres Of Ravenloft. Arooooo!
Draw blood
Arooooo! Wolfweres Of Ravenloft!

[TristenC]

Happy ChristmaHannuKwanzRamadaYule... (did I get them all? probably not...)

Or I guess just Happy Holidays!

To continue the holiday musical tradition, here is the cult-classic "Ring Their Bells!" If you've never heard/read it before... brace yourself...

There are also a couple versions on youtube, including a metal version... but unless you are used to that kind of music it's pretty hard to tell what they're saying


"Ring Their Bells", or "The Munchkin's Carol"
--by the Sea Wasp
(to the tune of Jingle Bells)


"Slashing through the Orcs
With a good two-handed blade
Over corpses we go
And through the gore we wade
Mace on helmet rings
Making bodies fly
What fun to sing our SLAYING song
And watch these suckers die!


Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells
Don't let 'em get away!
We're brave and bold for fame and gold
We'll make a lot today!
Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells
Don't let 'em get away!
We'll hack and slash and blast and trash
And blow these dudes away!

Crashing through the door
Into the dragon's nose
Our mage whips out a Cone of Cold
And out its fire goes!
Elven bowstrings sing
Making balrogs fall
And our thief finds a secret door
Into the treasure hall!

Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells
Don't let 'em get away!
We're brave and bold for fame and gold
We'll make a lot today!
Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells
Don't let 'em get away!
We'll hack and slash and blast and trash
And blow these dudes away!

Then appears the Lich
With his demon guard
Our wizard yawns and wishes
We'd run into something HARD...
He begins to cast
His 19th level spell
That damn Lich throws a Gate at us
And drops us all in Hell!

Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells
Don't let 'em get away!
We're brave and bold for fame and gold
We'll make a lot today!
Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells
Don't let 'em get away!
We'll hack and slash and blast and trash
And blow these dudes away!

We appear in Hell
In front of Satan's Throne
Our cleric waves us out the door
And takes him on alone!
Satan's legions don't
Want to let us go
Our Techno pulls a bazooka out
And NUKES 'em 'til they GLOW!

Oh, ring their bells with prayers and spells
Don't let 'em get away!
We're brave and bold and CRAZED, we're told
To think we'll live the day!
Oh, ring their bells with swords and shells
Don't let 'em get away!
We'll hack and slash and blast and trash
And blow these dudes away!
Yes, we'll hack and slash and blast and trash
And drag our loot away!!"

<...please forgive me...>

[Namenlos]

And A merry Robonika to you and everyone else as well. I expect +1 weapons from anyone DMing for me if they just fall from the sky that's cool, even better if the kill my enemy when they do it!

[TristenC]

They'll fall from the sky alright, but aimed at you and revert to mundane after a hit like javelins of lighting

[Namenlos]

Muhahaha, I've been reading up on munchkins and I'm pretty sure I can grab that sword before it hits!

[Jenara]

Happy Christmas everyone.
See you on the other side!

[Namenlos]

It's Officially(here in the U.S) Christmas day, so have a happy one all! Good luck on your rolls for presents! /crosses fingers "no ones!"

[TristenC]

Happy Holidays, all!

[not my work below, but fun]

RING THEIR BELLS
(aka "The Munchkin's Theme" )
(to the tune of "Jingle Bells")

Slashing through the Orcs
With a good two-handed blade
Over corpses we go
And through the gore we wade
Mace on helmet rings
Making bodies fly
What fun to sing our Slaying Song
And watch these suckers DIE!

(chorus)
Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells
Don't let 'em get away!
We're brave and bold for fame and gold
We'll make a lot today!
Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells
Don't let 'em get away!
We'll hack and slash and blast and trash
And blow these dudes away!

Crashing through the door
Into the Dragon's nose
Our mage whips out a Cone of Cold
And out his fire goes!
Elven bowstrings sing
Making Balrogs fall
And our theif finds a secret door
Into the treasure hall!

(chorus)

Then appears the Lich
With his demon guard
Our wizard yawns and wishes
We'd run into something hard.
He begins to cast
His 19th level spell
The damn lich throws a Gate at us
And drops us all in Hell!

(chorus)

We appear in Hell
In front of Satan's throne
Our Cleric waves us out the door
And takes him on alone!
Satan's legions don't
Want to let us go
Our Techno pulls a bazooka out
And NUKES 'em 'till they GLOW!

Oh, ring their bells with Prayers and Spells
Don't let 'em get away!
We're brave and bold and CRAZED, we're told
To think we'll live the day!
Oh, ring their bells with swords and SHELLS
Don't let 'em get away!
We'll hack and slash and blast and trash
And drag our loot away!


SemiCopyright 1991, R.E.S. (Yeah, gimme the credit!)


Sea Wasp
/^\
;;;